Joey's an Alcoholic, We Need to get Her Help (Number 24 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

Nick will claim that he is nothing if not benevolent, but he can also be mean-spirited too. Case in point: Nick claims that he is the keeper of the fact that Joey Noelle is an alcoholic and in need of help, when the latter two claims are flat-out untrue. Come on, Nick! Don't horse around like this. You know what they say about people that talk shit.