Not Lunch (Number 18 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

It is unknown what the eighteenth thing Nick is the keeper of, other than that it's not lunch. This does not mean that at another, undetermined date, Nick will reveal that he is the keeper of lunch at another spot on his list, it just means that this spot is completely and utterly devoid of anything to do with the midday meal known colloquially as "lunch."

Or does it?