Who would Win in a Fight? Cristopher Walken, or Michael Caine? (Number 23 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

People have long wondered who would win in a fight between Cristopher Walken and Michael Caine. Nick knows the answer to this question - but, as a massive fan of both actors' works, to the point that he deliberately mispronounces Michael Caine's name as "My Co-cain" out of reverence, he refuses to answer, in order to prevent the losing man from attacking him out of rage.

Some speculate that this fight would result in a tie, with both Walken and Caine dying of their injuries after their battle would transition into the fiery pits of Mount Vesuvius. Of course, Nick knows better - but what he knows, the rest of us will have to continue to wonder.