Nick's Own Keeper-ness (Number 35 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

It might sound redundant for Nick to say that the 35th thing he is the keeper of is the fact that he keeps so many important facets of time, space, and existence, but this is actually a very important measure on Nick's part. After all, if someone else were to be the keeper of the fact that Nick was the keeper of many things, it would result in catastrophic damages to the entirely of the keeperverse, which would in turn most likely result in a spatial cascade that would upend the very fabric of existence. Dogs and Cats getting divorced! Cars getting psychiatric evaluations! Breast milk tasting like orange juice! It would be pure chaos.