The Slot for Jesus (Number 4 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

Apparently, the fourth thing that Nick is the Keeper of is for Jesus. It is unclear whether this is referring to Jesus of Nazareth, the first-century preacher believed to be mortal incarnation of God, or a guy called Jesús whose name Nick horribly mispronounced. Whichever one it is, one can rest assured that Nick 100% knows what he's doing handing over one of the things that he keeps to someone else.