Whatever We Were Talking About Yesterday (Number 33 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

At the time that Nick declared this concept as being the 33rd thing that he is the keeper of, himself and Tim had discussed on the previous episode of the Kinda Funny Morning Show whether or not Nick's phone is better than Tim's. It is, of course, because Nick's phone literally goes to space, but that's besides the point. What's important here is that Nick is the keeper of all things in the past, present, and future - and this entry guarantees that the past is within arm's reach, like a flat beer your friend dropped on the floor right before you passed out on his couch.