All of the Things that Nick Scarpino is the Keeper Of

The following is a list of all of the things that Nick Scarpino has claimed himself to be the keeper of. While the list currently features only 37 unique entries, Nick has claimed that he is the keeper of at least 86,000,300 things; they shall be added to this page as he reveals them.
 * 1) Whether or Not Blade Runner 2049 is a Good Movie
 * 2) Whether or Not The Departed is a Good Movie
 * 3) Whether or Not Alec Baldwin Should be in Every Movie
 * 4) Is for Jesus
 * 5) Whether or Not Get Out is Better than The Departed
 * 6) The Currently Open Slot that is Held for Whatever is it that Nick Wants to do That Week
 * 7) Open
 * 8) Open
 * 9) Open
 * 10) Whatever Nick Wants
 * 11) Nick Can't Remember This One
 * 12) The Dos and Don'ts of a Good Marriage
 * 13) Whether Death Note is a Good Adaptation
 * 14) Whether or Not People Should Watch the Tick
 * 15) Whether or Not Destiny 2 is a Complete and Total Waste of Your Time
 * 16) Nick at Night
 * 17) Nick at Night...Again
 * 18) Not Lunch
 * 19) With God as Nick's Witness, He Will Wipe Jar Jar Binks from the Annals of the History of Star Wars
 * 20) Whether or Not You Do a Good Christopher Walken
 * 21) Whether or Not Big Mouth is Dumb
 * 22) These Stupid Porg Penguin Things are Stupid, and Nonsensical, and They are Going to Ruin The Last Jedi
 * 23) Who would Win in a Fight? Cristopher Walken, or Michael Caine?
 * 24) Joey's an Alcoholic, We Need to get Her Help
 * 25) It's Time to Stop Arguing About Batman v Superman
 * 26) We'll Put That to Bed, "That" being Andy Doing a Comedy Set with Nick
 * 27) Whether or Not Nick Likes Baseball
 * 28) Whether or Not Nick's Opinion Should Change
 * 29) Is Andy Serkis Too Talented, and Should He be Stopped?
 * 30) Whether or Not Kevin Gets Bongo'd
 * 31) Whether or Not Mia is in the Inner Circle
 * 32) Is Nick's Phone Better than your Phone?
 * 33) Whatever We Were Talking About Yesterday
 * 34) Whether or Not Andy Can Harmonize
 * 35) Nick's Own Keeper-ness
 * 36) That Nick is the Champ
 * 37) Whether Nick Likes Your Name as Much as Everyone Else

Sources:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H6R_9ZL9Gw