Whether or Not Kevin Gets Bongo'd (Number 30 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

For the thirtieth thing that Nick is the keeper of, Nick declares himself to be the determining factor in whether or not Kevin Coello gets bongo'd. One would think that something as sacred and important as Kevin's belly being blessed with the hands of another human in a rhythmic fashion would be jointly managed by all the members of Kinda Funny - but honestly, it makes sense that Nick would be personally in charge of it, given how close he is to Kevin's heart.