These Stupid Porg Penguin Things are Stupid, and Nonsensical, and They are Going to Ruin The Last Jedi (Number 22 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

This is something that Nick most likely declared himself to be the keeper of at some point before he saw Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Now, given his famously sour reaction to the film, he likely doesn't have much to say about the Porgs (which, while a silly element of the movie, ultimately played a negligible part in it). If you were to ask him about the Porgs today, he's probably say that they're delicious birds that would fit into whatever intense ketogenic diet he's currently doing - and then shudder at thought of the movie they appeared in, and move on (just kidding, he'd then rant about The Last Jedi for 40 minutes).