Stogey

After watching Greg Miller transform into the supervillain known as the Grabbler and bedazzle the world with all sorts of cool heists, Nick decided to join him as his superhenchman, Stogey. Unlike the Grabbler, who is able to grab all manners of objects ungrabable by normal men, Stogey has no superpowers to speak of, outside of Nick's latent proficiency at Jiu Jitsu. Nor does he have any memorable catchphrases; initially, Nick wanted to channel Christian Bale and do a super-gravelly Batman voice to mask his identity, but after realizing that he couldn't do so, he decided that his "thing" would just be saying "Stogey!" over and over again (and nothing else) when on the prowl, like a geriatric Pokemon.

Still, it's not all bad for Stogey - since joining the Grabbler, the two have successfully stolen 40 lobster dinners from Whole Foods, as well as the bathtub that former president William Howard Taft got stuck in. And word on the street is that they're about to steal a wax sculpture of Jennifer Connelly next! Go get 'em, Stogey!