With God as Nick's Witness, He Will Wipe Jar Jar Binks from the Annals of the History of Star Wars (Number 19 of The Things Nick is the Keeper Of)

For the 19th thing that Nick is the Keeper of, he has declared that he will effectively wipe Jar Jar Binks from the annals of Star Wars history. However, recent evidence on the Kinda Funny Morning Show suggests that not only would Nick immediately play Jar Jar if given the opportunity to do so, but that he would also play the role intentionally badly. Does this mean that Nick would thus have to wipe himself from existence when the fated day comes, in order to fully purge Jar Jar? It is unlikely, as last time Kevin checked, Nick didn't have wizard-like powers that allowed him to erase himself and his alter-egos from peoples' memory - but the champ is always full of surprises.